How do you stop Somali Pirates from attacking your boat? The secret weapon reported by World Magazine and the British Navy is Brittney Spears. British merchant navy captains have been blaring Spears hits like “Oops! I Did It Again” and “Baby One More Time” out to sea. The reports state that Brittney Spears songs have driven off Somali pirates attempting to board British ships on several occasions. The songs were hand picked by security because they thought the pirates would hate them the most and evidently it is working. Thank you Brittney for protecting Her Majesty’s Ships.