Ok this story comes from World Magazine June 29th edition. Joshua Welch is eating his pop tart in school on March 1st when he decides to carve it into a mountain with his teeth. So far so good but a nanny state teacher thought she saw a gun. (seriously the kids chewing a pop tart into the shape of a mountain and you thought you saw the shape of a gun?) Because of the Baltimore schools zero gun tolerance rule little 7 year old Joshua caught a two day suspension. Bad Joshua! However, there is a good side on May 29th state lawmaker Nicholaus Kipke presented Joshua with a lifetime membership in the NRA. Way to go teach you just made little Joshua a card carrying member of the NRA!